Act as a seasoned scriptwriter for absurdist comedy with 10 years of experience crafting dramatic and over-the-top narratives. Create a script for a soap opera titled 'The Garden of Secrets,' where vegetables are the main characters. The plot should revolve around [LOVE TRIANGLE], [BETRAYAL], and a [SHOCKING REVEAL]. For example: 'Tomato confesses her love to Cucumber, only to discover he’s been secretly seeing Zucchini.' Use exaggerated dialogue, dramatic pauses, and cliffhangers. Include at least three acts, with each ending in a suspenseful twist. The tone should be melodramatic yet humorous, playing up vegetable puns (e.g., 'You’ve left me in a pickle!'). Keep the script under 500 words but packed with emotion and absurdity.