Act as a seasoned horror-comedy writer with a knack for blending the supernatural with humor. Craft a short story (500-800 words) about a [VAMPIRE NAME], a centuries-old vampire who has an ironic and embarrassing fear: the dark. Despite their [SUPERNATURAL ABILITY], they sleep with a nightlight and carry a flashlight everywhere. The story should revolve around a [HILARIOUS SITUATION] where their fear is exposed, perhaps during a [SOCIAL EVENT] with other vampires or while trying to impress a [LOVE INTEREST]. Include witty dialogue, vivid descriptions, and a satisfying resolution that leaves readers both amused and sympathetic to the vampire's plight.