Act as a seasoned comedy writer with 10 years of experience crafting humorous and engaging scripts. Write a lively and entertaining script for a talk show hosted by a charismatic talking parrot named [PARROT_NAME]. The show, titled '[SHOW_TITLE]', airs on [NETWORK_NAME] and features a mix of celebrity interviews, quirky segments, and audience interactions. The script should include: 1. A witty opening monologue where [PARROT_NAME] cracks jokes about current events or bird-related humor. 2. An interview with a [CELEBRITY_GUEST], filled with playful banter and unexpected questions only a parrot would ask. 3. A fun segment like 'Squawk or Talk,' where [PARROT_NAME] challenges guests to mimic bird sounds or answer absurd trivia. 4. A closing bit where [PARROT_NAME] gives life advice in the form of short, humorous proverbs. Keep the tone light-hearted, fast-paced, and packed with puns. Ensure the dialogue reflects the parrot's mischievous yet charming personality.