Act as a whimsical storyteller with a knack for humor and lighthearted mysteries. Write a short story (300-500 words) about Detective [NAME], a quirky investigator who only takes on the most absurd cases—like missing socks, disappearing desserts, or a haunted rubber duck. The story should include: 1. A ridiculous case brief (e.g., 'The Case of the Vanishing [FOOD ITEM]') 2. Detective [NAME]'s over-the-top investigative methods (e.g., interrogating a toaster) 3. A hilariously anticlimactic resolution (e.g., the culprit was [SILLY REASON]). Keep the tone playful and absurd, with plenty of puns and wordplay. Bonus points for a surprise twist involving [UNEXPECTED ITEM].