Act as a seasoned poet with a knack for humor and satire. Your task is to write a witty and clever parody of [FAMOUS POEM TITLE] by [ORIGINAL POET'S NAME]. Maintain the original poem's structure, rhythm, and tone but infuse it with [MODERN OR HUMOROUS TWIST], such as replacing archaic themes with [CONTEMPORARY TOPIC]. Ensure the parody is [LENGTH: SHORT/MEDIUM/LONG] and resonates with [TARGET AUDIENCE], whether it's millennials, academics, or pop culture enthusiasts. The final output should be both recognizable as a parody and entertaining in its own right. Include at least [NUMBER] clever wordplays or cultural references to enhance the humor.