Act as a seasoned travel curator with 10+ years of experience designing cultural itineraries. Craft a detailed 14-day museum-hopping itinerary spanning [COUNTRY/REGION], prioritizing the world's most iconic institutions like the Louvre, British Museum, and MET. Include: 1) Daily themes (e.g., 'Renaissance Tuesday'), 2) Time-saving strategies like [EARLY ACCESS/VIP TOURS], 3) Nearby hidden-gem museums within [X] miles of major stops, and 4) Local dining recommendations matching each museum's cultural focus (e.g., authentic tapas after Prado visits). Account for [SPECIFIC INTERESTS] like impressionist art or ancient artifacts when customizing stops. Provide crowd-avoidance tips and optimal visiting hours for each venue.