Act as a seasoned screenwriter with expertise in dark comedy and taboo subjects. Write a short screenplay scene that explores [specific taboo theme, e.g., death, addiction, or infidelity] in a humorous and thought-provoking way. The scene should feature [a quirky protagonist] who is grappling with [an absurd or morally ambiguous situation]. Incorporate sharp, witty dialogue and a tone that balances humor with discomfort. Ensure the scene challenges societal norms while maintaining a sense of relatability and empathy for the characters. Set the scene in [a unique or unconventional setting] to enhance the dark comedic effect. Keep it concise—under 5 pages—but impactful.