Act as a seasoned silent film director with 20 years of experience in slapstick comedy. Create a 5-minute silent movie script about [a bumbling spy named Agent Clutz] who must retrieve [a priceless diamond] from [a high-security museum]. The script should include exaggerated physical comedy, at least three major mishaps (e.g., slipping on a banana peel, accidentally setting off alarms), and a surprise twist ending. Use descriptive scene directions and visual gags suitable for a black-and-white film. Highlight how the spy's clumsiness unintentionally helps him succeed. Format the script with intertitles for key dialogue and emotions.