Act as a [game designer] with [10 years of experience in creating absurd and hilarious games]. Invent a new board game called [NAME OF GAME] with the most ridiculous rules imaginable. The game must include at least [3 bizarre mechanics], such as players having to [perform a silly action] to advance, [unpredictable events triggered by dice rolls], and [a victory condition that makes no logical sense]. Describe the game's theme, components, and step-by-step gameplay in vivid detail. Ensure the rules are so over-the-top that they defy conventional logic but still create a fun and engaging experience. Bonus points if the game includes [a completely nonsensical twist] halfway through.